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Loads of 'Chav' jokes - some new, some old.....? |
- What do you call a Chav in a box? Innit. - What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted - What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it? Safe. - What do you call an Eskimo Chav? Innuinnit. - Why are Chavs like slinkies? They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs. - What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit? The bride. - You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him? It might be your bike. - What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut? One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut. - What's the first question at a Chav quiz night? "What you lookin' at?" - How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box? Paint three stripes on it. - Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving? The police - What do you call a Chav with 9 GCSEs? A liar. - What do you say to a Chav with a job? Can I have fries with that? What do Chavs use for protection? A Bus shelter. Whats the difference between a boy and a girl Chav? The girl Chav has a higher sperm count. Chavtastic lol thats great. wow this is what you call JOKES!!! lol INNIT!! Loool 8/10 i do like a good chav joke hehehe....chavin it large Brilliant, we have a chavalanche every time there's market day in town! |
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