Do you think the Ceiling Cat Bible is true?

1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat waz invisible, An he maded the skiez An da Urf, but he no eated it.

2 The Urfs wus witout shapez An wus dark An scary An stufs, An he rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

3 An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.

4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stufs, An seperatered teh lite from dark An stufs but taht wuz ok cuz cats can seez in teh dark An not tripz ovr nethin. an Ceiling Cat sayz u mus hav da moneyz 2 git da milkz.

5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. Teh evning An morning was teh first day.

6 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has teh ceilingz of waterz, with waterz up An waterz down. An he maded hole in teh Ceiling.

7 An Ceiling Cat doed the skiez with waterz down An waterz up, An stuff.

8 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has teh firmmint wich iz funny bibel naim 4 ceiling, so evning An morning was teh twoth day.

9 An Ceiling Cat gotted all no waterz into ur base, so no waterz wus not wetted An Ceiling Cat hadz teh dry placez cuz cats dusnt lieks to get wet,

10 An Ceiling Cat called no waterz urths and waters oshunz, so tehre.

11 An Ceiling Cat sayed, wants grass An stuff! so tehr wuz seedz An stufs, An fruitzors An vegbatels.

12 An Ceiling Cat sawed that weedz ish teh good stuff, so, letz tehre be weed. (and catnipz 2, so wen i makes kittehs they can getz hai.)

13 An so teh evning An the morning of the threeth day.

14 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has lightz in the firmmint for dividing day from no day.

15 So tehre, lights everwaer, like chrissmass, wai.

16 An Ceiling Cat doeth two greate lightz, teh most big for day, teh other for no day.

17 An Ceiling Cat screweth tehm on firmmint, with big nails An stuff.

18 An Ceiling Cat sawed it wus the goodz, so wai.

19 An so teh evning An the morning of the furth day.

lol... That would be my favorite translation...

O Ceiling Cat, thank you for your grace in not eating us... ;-) Ozzie and Kefra instruct me, their faithful Human, to speak to Ceiling Cat and say hello.

without a doubt!

Lol and behold~da ert haz been kreeated. Kthnxbai.

Well I'd say there's more truth in it than the other Bible!

Al hael cieling cat, yoo rulz!

Too late someone beat you to it :P
Here:
Life Of Ceiling Cat
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ceiling_Cat
LOLCat Bile Translation:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOLCat_Bibl...

edit: Your post is HILARIOUS

everything sounds good except for the surprise buttsex.

i laughed so hard, i nearly peed...

thanks a ton for the smile on an otherwise dreary day. please know how much i appreciate it!

ceiling cat saved my soul...

**edit**

yes, meowmen indeed...

Oh Yuz eye d0

Seems pretty possible to me.

I love Ceiling Cat. Really, always have.
Cutest deity in the running.
But that made my eyes hurt trying to read it.

I wonder if it is better in the original Latin?

I can't read the whole thing; it's like trying to read Huck Finn.

al halez da Ceiling Cat!!
ah bowz bfur ur presants!

Is all tru! Warn teh peple!

Yes screw god, Ceiling Cat is teh only god!

Meowmen

Awesome!

I will eat anyone that tries to rise up against The Almighty Ceiling Cat!

*bows* <--- see I do tricks :)

A history book at best. ?? ?? ??????
I agree with "R./A." and ahead of ya!
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the "lol cat bible" is just a joke, it's just for fun but it is a translation of the bible so technically if you believe the bible is true then the lol cat bible is true

Yeah It could be.....we should gather followers, form a church, get into politics, and control the country and the free world..whoooooo

Nah, just a little girl craving attention.