Oops.................!!?

A Northern Territory aboriginal farm-hand radios back to the farm manager.
"Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the ute. The pig's ok but he's stuck in the bull bar at the front of my ute and is wriggling & squealing so much I cannot get him out".
The manager says "OK there's a 303 behind the seat. Take it out and shoot the pig in the head & you'll be able to remove him".
Five minutes later the farm hand calls back. "I did as you said boss. Took the 303 and shot the pig in the head and removed him from the bull-bars. No problem there, but I still can't go on."
"Now what's the problem?" raged the manager.
"Well Boss, it's his motor bike. The back wheel and the flashing blue light is wedged under the right front wheel arch.....................
Boss, you there boss??

Ashley....the "pig" was a policeman on a motorbike....lol

Oh that's bad... funny and bad.

wtf?

what the fec is that?

Ha ha lol like it.

Don't get it

thats great love cop jokes but hate tha 5-0

yes indeed, took a while to see the funny.

YUP IM HERE! YOUR FIRED!

I love it! For those of you who don't get it the 'pig' is a police officer.

LOL,
Funny !

i needed that, god your very very funny, any more like you at home,, infact anymore like that, get intouch with me i will give you my mobile number, i,ll be your manager, no really you can text more to me........... Alan PS GET BACK IN TOUCH

Oh good I just LMAO

did hi killed policeman ,man

I've heard this before. Its good though!

that's weird

lame joke from a lame user

hahahaha...very good and i got it lol.

ha ha ha

Keep em comin elsie lol Ive got a funny feeling some toe-rag called kamran doesn't like you lol

?????im confused?????

not very good not funny