How many of you.............?

Like riddles? Well, here's one for you all. If a gorrilla was walking on a freeway and a whale flew by and stole a jelly bean and ate it while the empire of star wars was eating Ewoks which the Ferarri stole, I killed your calender. But if the bike sank in my face, I melted. But i didn't melt, the light just got mad at me, and if you decided to work with the Pameepo Gnubgler, You got smackd in the face and a dragon pooped, would your last thoughts be, why am I reading this, or I'm going to Argentina for my new computer that has feelings too. ^&*SDF.,msfdnkasd.kjansdfa

I like riddles!

Ooh oh I know I know!

Cheese!

Why am I reading this.

errr...both i would like a comp. with feelings

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I got it. That was a conveluted riddle, but here's what it means:

The gorrila is the Sun, and the whale in the moon. The freeway is the Milky Way, and the jelly bean is the longest day of the year. The sun takes that day away from the moon. But the moon, which is represented again by the empire of Star Wars, takes the Ewoks (that is, the winter solstice) away from the sun. The stolen Ferarri stolen by the Ewoks is the Vitamen D we get from the sun. Killing the calander is symbolic of the world ending, which of course couldn't happen, because the bike, (that is, the ozone layer) sank into your face which made you melt, but you didn't melt, because the light, (that is, the Red Power Ranger) got mad at you for wearing his spandex. And then the dragon poops, which is symbolic of an eclipse, and my last thoughts are, "Well, at least I'm not fat."

too much acid

I am not much of materialist, but you are wasting my time blowing off steam this way. But, two minutes is two minutes. Frustrating isn't it, but really it is a cosmic sadness, now back to work.

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