The Cop and Santa?

A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little

girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike," the cop

said, "did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yep, the little girl said, "he sure did!"

The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5.00 ticket for

a safety violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector

light on the back of it."

The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got

there sir, did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yes, he sure did, " chuckled the cop.

The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the

dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."

good one! very funny!

You are on a roll today Nurse Kerr

Damn!!!! That was great most cops are dicks aren't they!
yup i heard that one before good joke.

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