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What do you think of my Mature Elmo story? |
Mature Elmo-Elmo鈥檚 Owner Elmo layed on the bed and was wondering why he was alone. 鈥淚鈥檒l find a someone who will care for me and love me for the rest of my life!鈥?Elmo got out of bed and went out the door. 鈥?..Something that will get someone to save me,鈥?Elmo was thinking a way to be taken home. 鈥淕ot it!!鈥?He raised his hand. He layed on the dirty road... in New York City! The red light turned to a white walk symbol. Hundreds of people then started to cross the street. A lady鈥檚 foot slammed on to Elmo鈥檚 private. 鈥淪on of- 鈥?He mumbled. 鈥 Ow, ow , ow, ow, ow OWWWWWWWWWW!!!!鈥滺e screamed as a bike wheel ran over his private. 鈥淢ommy, a dirtty thing is on the rood,鈥?a little 3 year-old told his mom. The boy lifted Elmo and squeezed him tight. 鈥淐ome on, Lennin,鈥?his mom told him. 鈥淵es,鈥?Elmo wishpered. When they arrived at home the kid directly went into his room and closed the door behind him. The boy squeezed Elmo very tight and Elmo鈥檚 eyes were bulging. The kid then threw Elmo in the closet and slammed the door. 鈥淥h, you piece of cr**!鈥?Elmo cussed inside the closet. The child ignored his words. 鈥淲ho think you are tossing me around?鈥?Elmo had opened the door and looked at the child seriously. 鈥淵o-鈥?Elmo was then punched and the face by the boy. 鈥淥h, it鈥檚 on!鈥?Elmo took out his shotgun. 鈥淢OMMY!!鈥?The boy screamed. 鈥淲hat?鈥?His mother asked. 鈥淓mo, has gun!鈥?He said back. The door burst open and Lennin鈥檚 mom said, 鈥淲hat?鈥?And she looked at Elmo all still. 鈥淭hrow away?鈥?The kid suggested. 鈥淚f that鈥檚 what you want,鈥?she agreed. 鈥淣O!鈥?And Elmo got up and shot his gun all around the room. Afterwards, no one was dead and Elmo was the target. 鈥淐r**! I got to get some target pratice,鈥?Elmo then went out the door. The child and mother lyed there and stayed in huge shock.. The next day, Elmo looked at the headline for his newspaper and it said: 鈥淐razy red thing tries to kill family鈥?Reward:1,000,000 dollars for capture. 鈥淥h sh**,鈥?Elmo threw the paper to the floor. The End! OK ................................. I missed some important parts of the story I think Source(s): neededs a better ending NOT....This is what happened the end "He thew the paper to the floor..... then went into hiding, got plastic surgery and his hiding out with bin ladin in a cave. The marines will caputure the fugitives soon. Pull their toe nails out slowly and make them watch reruns of Sesame Street for Torture"........... Then The End pretty silly That's really something. |
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