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We asked Old Sid in the pub, for the benefit of the Y crowd, for his oldest joke. He reckons one person might not know it. So if its you- enjoy. Two judges were riding bicycles together at night without lights. One said, Do you realise we are committing a very serious offence? In the interests of British justice we must try each other in the morning. Next morning One judge sat and the other took the stand. Charge is riding without lights after the legal limit. How do you plead? Guilty. Fined a fiver. They swap places. Charge is riding without lights after the legal limit. How do you plead? Guilty. Fined a tenner. Just a minute, I only fined you a fiver. I know, but there's too much riding without lights, this is the second case this morning. lol! I hadnt heard it. I need to meet Old Sid, cos I hadnt heard his last one either (unlike my dads, whose jokes I have heard a zillion times) lol i haven't heard it b4 but i look forward 2 hearing it again Wonderful! Say thanks to Old Sid me please? That joke made me giggle! i laughed at that! my oldest joke,i used to drive my mum mad with was -why do cows have bells??.......because thier horns dont work! Nope, haven't heard it, but it's cute! hahahahaha Not again |
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