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Well, i was taking my windpowered bicycle for a stroll at night when i see a large hairy man-like thing in the road with a trench coat on. I turned on my lights and it ran away roaring. It had a big freakin c ock too. I think it was bigfoot. What the heck was it?

You just encountered Gay Bigfoot! You're fortunate to have escaped unscathed.

For more details, as well as some horrific testimony by some of his unfortunate victims/lucky tricks, please see the following documentary:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=abxfsfsjsqq...

He's a danger to society, and people must be informed!
Could have been Bigfoot
I think it was bigc***! Folk been seein' him 'round these parts at night.
It might have been your imagination! Do you live in a rural area?
I think it was a large bear.
big foot vs big c o c k
Was that you? sorry, I really didn't mean to scare you. Just hadn't had my coffee yet.
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