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If I pedal very fast my bicycle and lunch from top of mountain, as approach Moon at speed of light, if turn on flashlight will see Alien Moonbase in warp time and prove God is there?

Congratulations. This is an excellent synthesis of 90% of the dopey and repetitive questions that get posted here. Except you forgot to work in 'why is the sky blue?'
Not unless the Galactic Goblin gets to you first
Dee Dee Dee
Might work. Give it a try let us know how it all works out!
You like attention don't you?
go to sesame street
do try it and let us know or ask P.K.DIck
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