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On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike.

The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

The kid says, "Yeah."

The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike."

The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket.

The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did."

The kid says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the stupidity in the horse's brain instead of on his back."

OOOHHHH...SNAP!!! hahahahah....GOOD ONE!!!!!..... but he still gave him a ticket...)=(... he he he!!!!!
LOL cute
Good one , I needed to laugh (:
that was pretty funny
That was cute, thanks for sharing.
That's sooo cute
cute
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