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On Christmas morning a cop on horseback? |
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his brand new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" The kid says, "Yeah." The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike." The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket. The kid takes the ticket and before the cop rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" Humouring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did." The kid says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top." thats funny but how did a kid who believes in santa clause know what a d*ck wasnice one! But I thought the horse did have one already?. Thanks for the laugh. LOL Good One That's bad. There should be only decent jokes on YA. Another goodun from frankie boy. Ear, new film coming out robert de nero as Harold Shipman. Its called the old dear hunter!! I said to fred west "fancy a lager mate" yeah he said i could murder some tennants. I said to him"how many have you done then fred"? He said 3 or 4. Leave it out, your having a larf" i said. Hey paul, im a builder its an estimate" he said! |
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