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Here are 50 uses for condoms enjoy? |
Who said there aren't perfectly good uses for used condoms? I can give you at least 50 that are sure to be great examples... Bicycle handle grips. French tickler animals. Shower caps for people with tiny heads. Put one on a light bulb for mood lighting. Fill one with helium and tie a note to it. Get 1000 and make a submarine. Put one over the showerhead to surprise Dad. Put 'em on your cat's feet to keep it from climbing the curtains. Blow a bunch up and tie them to the cars outside a wedding. Put one on your nose and be Bobo the clown. Water wings for those non-swimmers. Use 500 of them to spell out "We Want Women!!" on your house. Jello molds. Finger puppets. A wind sock. Use as a bobber when fishing. Put them on soda cans to keep the fizz in when you're not drinking it. Practical joke: Put one on an exhaust pipe. Suspenders. Recycle as a Burger King ketchup baggie. (or would mayonnaise be better?) Small animal muzzle. Put them on your fingers & play proctologist. Put them on your toes to make swim fins. Draw eyeballs on them and make funny glasses. Automatic door closing devices. Have 'water' balloon fights. Glue a bunch together and use to replace silicon breast implants. Freeze them for an all- natural Popsicle. Glue several together and sell as a "Stretch Man" toy. Use for a Xmas stocking for those times when coal doesn't tell 'em just how bad they screwed up this year. Ear/nose plugs. Use 365 of them to make into a tire, and call it a "Good Year". Replace those old "Dr. Scholls" shoe cushions. Feed them to your pet iguana, Clyde. Paint scales on them & put them in a fish tank. "I challenge you to a duel!" Drain plugs. Put them in with your tax return. Go see "Saturday Night Fever" and throw them at the screen. Punching bags. Hang them on the blades of a ceiling fan. Send 50 of them to your ex-girlfriend. Novelty key rings. Hang them all around your windshield and be a Chicano. Spell "Happy Birthday" on a cake. Break out your paints and make wax fruit. Put them on your nipples and try to swing them in opposite directions. Make a "water" bed. Put your money in one. Nobody will steal it! Stick one on the bridge of your nose and run around saying "Gobble Gobble". you know... i am sorry but these were not funny at all! what an idiot hahahahaha pretty goood those are thumbs way up man rofl I must say, some of those are pretty funny! kinda funny but gross, especially the jello mold part, I mean they are USED. or put lotion in them and leave them in public parks - the lotion looks like the real deal :( have you nothing better to do? these were a waste of time. |
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