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Pretty Funny Cop Joke? |
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his brand new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" The kid says, "Yeah." The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike." The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket. The kid takes the ticket and before the cop rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did." The kid says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the di*k underneath the horse, instead of on top." Nice Joke!!! Here's one for ya: Superman is flying around the skies of Metropolis when he spots Wonder Woman naked through the window of a skyscraper hotel, lying on a bed touching herself. "Hmmm...." he thinks to himself, "..... as I'm superman, I could fly in there, bang, bang, bang, and before she knows it I'll be out and on my way having had my fun." So with all super-speed, superman flies through the open window, bang, bang, bang, and he's up, up and away before she knows what's happened. Wonder Woman jumps up and shouts "What the hell was that??!!!" ...and the Invisible Man screams out... "I've got no freaking idea, but my @$$ is killing me!" good 1 lmao 10/10 fecking fantastic! bravo!!!!! u deserve a shiny star xxx AHHAHAHAHAH!!!! That's great! Love it! Will watch for another joke from you! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!... Nice!!!!!!! gud one!! haha =D |
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