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Subject: Some Amusing signs.....

Sign in a Laundromat:

AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN
THE LIGHT GOES OUT

Sign in a London department store:

BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:

WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING
IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office:

AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE
DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a second-hand shop:

WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES ETC. WHY NOT
BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Outside a photographer's studio:

OUT TO LUNCH: IF NOT BACK BY FIVE, OUT FOR DINNER ALSO

Outside a disco:

SMARTS IS THE MOST EXCLUSIVE DISCO IN TOWN. EVERYONE WELCOME

Sign on motorway garage:

PLEASE DO NOT SMOKE NEAR OUR PETROL PUMPS. YOUR LIFE MAY NOT BE
WORTH MUCH BUT OUR PETROL IS

Notice in health food shop window:

CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:

ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Notice in a field:

THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE
BULL CHARGES

Sign on a repair shop door:

WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL
DOESN'T WORK)

Spotted in a toilet in a London office block:

TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

Sign in a Japanese hotel:

SPORTS JACKETS MAY BE WORN BUT NO TROUSERS

Sign in Egyptian hotel:

IF YOU REQUIRE ROOM SERVICE, PLEASE OPEN DOOR AND SHOUT, "ROOM
SERVICE!"

In a New York restaurant:

"Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil ought to see the
manager."

In a Los Angeles dance hall:

"Good clean dancing every night but Sunday."

In a Florida maternity ward:

"No children allowed."

In the offices of a loan company:

"Ask about our plans for owning your home."

In the window of a Kentucky appliance store:

"Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty
work."

Outside a country shop:

"We buy junk and sell antiques."

In the window of an Oregon store:

"Why go elsewhere and be cheated when you can come here?"

In a Pennsylvania cemetery:

"Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their
own graves."

hahahahahahaha this is funny.....a little bit long but it
doesn't matter .....good one
.....................regards pari.....................

I fell offf my chair laughing at these!

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAA !!!!!
lol!!!
...especially for this one:
SPORTS JACKETS MAY BE WORN BUT NO TROUSERS
I say.... hahahahahahahahahahaha.
.................................
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plop

(me laughing MY HEAD OFF)
lol... this is HILARIOUS stuff!!!!! hehehehe... lol... :-)
Nice collections and thanks for awareness and ability to read between lines.
hilarious!

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