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1. IN A LAUNDROMAT: Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.

2. IN A LONDON DEPARTMENT STORE: Bargain Basement Upstairs

3. IN AN OFFICE: Would the person who took the step ladder
yesterday kindly bring it back or further steps will be taken.

4. IN ANOTHER OFFICE: After the tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.

5. ON A CHURCH DOOR: This is the gate of Heaven. Enter ye all by this door. (This door is kept locked because of the draft. Please use side entrance)

6. OUTSIDE A SECOND-HAND SHOP: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain.

7. QUICKSAND WARNING: Quicksand. Any person passing this point will be drowned. By order of the District Council.

8. NOTICE IN A DRY CLEANER'S WINDOW: Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of.

A FUNERAL DIRECTORS in Waterloo, Liverpool

R. S. CAPE Funeral Directors.... everytime I go past it I giggle. I know strictly speaking its not a sign but it is funny!!!!!
lmao thats very good thanks
"Ears pierced while you wait" (A tattoo parlour in Blackpool)
hahaha lmao i read all of it star for u
Brilliant
Brilliant!
hahahahaha

notice on family planning clinic- family planning clinic please use rear entrance
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