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Are you young enough not to have heard this one?



Two judges were riding their bikes at night without lights. One says to the other "You do realise we are breaking the law?" "Okay" said the other one "We'll have to try each other in the morning." Next day one judge sat in the judge's seat, the other in the dock. "Charge is riding without lights after lighting up time. How do you plead?" "Guilty" said the one in the dock. "Fined a tenner" said the judge in the seat. They swapped roles. Said the judge in the seat. "Charge is riding without lights after lighting up time. How do you plead?" "Guilty" said the one now in the dock. "Fined Twenty Quid" said the new judge. "Hold on" said the one in the dock "I only find you a tenner for same offence." The judge in the seat said "I know that, but there is too much of this riding without lights- This is the second case this morning."

I thought I knew the punchline but I didn't & it reallly made me laugh. Good stuff. Thanx 4 that! Any more like that?
lol good one
LOL Never heard it before.
yea never heard it
wow where am i
nice.
I'm not very young by internet forum standards but that's a new one for me! Hehehe, good one!
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