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A Northern Territory farm hand radios back to the farm manager. Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the Ute. The pig's OK but he's stuck in the bull-bar at the front of my Ute and is wriggling and squealing so much I cannot get him out". The manager says, "OK, there's a 303 behind the seat, take it out and shoot the pig in the head and you'll be able to remove him". Five minutes later the farm hand calls back. "I did as you said Boss. Took the 303 and shot the pig in the head and removed him from the bull-bar. No problem there, but I still can't go on. "Now what's the problem?" raged the manager.. "Well Boss, it's his motor bike. The flashing blue light is stuck under the right front wheel arch"..................... "You there boss?" Ha ha ha.!!! Another excellent joke Steve.!!! Poor cop ha ha ha.!!! 10/10 from me and my mates at work.!!! Cheers man.!!! Guess it's not my type of humour!. Hehe! Yar me like! i dont get it I liked it! Good one! I feel sorry for your loss. Thats really good lol |
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