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A man is stopped for speeding...? |
-id please! you're getting a ticket. -pardon me, officer. the truth is i didn't notice the speed. can't you give me another chance, please? -ok. since i like riddles, i'll ask you one. if you get it right, i won't ticket you. -okay, you can ask me. -it's late at night. you see, in the distance a set of round lights. what is it? -well, i'd say it's a car! -yes. but it's a broad answer. it could be a mercedes, a bmw, or a beetle. yep, unfortunately i'll have to ticket you. -no, please, officer! give another chance! -fine. it's late at night. you see in the distance a square headlight. what is it? -well, i'd say it's a bike. -yes. but that's a broad answer. it could be a honda, a kawasaki. sorry, i'll have to ticket you. -fine. give me the ticket! but since you like riddles so much, i'll give you one. -ask away. - it's night. you see in the distance a lady. who is she? - i'd say it's a hooker. - yes. but that was a broad answer. it could be your mom, your wife, your sister_ lol nice one man. im gonna tell that to every1 in my class at school tomorrow =) That is a very hilarious joke you are so funny. That's funny. That would be cool if I could I do that every time I got caught for speeding. Laugh out loud funny. Haha that was good! and that person should stop asking about the damn ringtones! I have reported! God he is getting annoying! That ws a good one! Now off topic - the CJ who answered is really ticking me off - please report abuse - he has replied 30 + times with the same "add" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... |
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