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Q. Why did the Leb die?
A. He was fully sick Maaate!!!!!!

Q. Why do Lebs wear thick gold chains?
A. So they know where to stop shaving.

Q. What do you call a Leb in the middle of the ocean, drowning,
screaming for help?
A. FUKIM

Q. What do you call a Leb on a bike?
A. Ali Davidson

Q. What do u call a Leb on the moon?
A. Naser.

Q. What do you call 1 Leb on the moon?
A. A Problem

Q. Two Lebs on the moon?
A. A bigger problem

Q. Every Leb on the moon?
A. PROBLEM SOLVED

Q. What do you call a hot chick in Lebanon?
A. A tourist

Q. Who won the Lebanese beauty contest?
A. No one.

Q. What do you call a Leb who has had an abortion?
A. CrimeStopper

Q. How many Lebs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. 10... 1 to screw it in and the other 9 to say sick mate

Q. Why dont Lebs where underwear?
A. Cause Nike dont make them

Q. Why didn't the Lebanese olympic boxing team compete in Sydney 2000?
A. They found out you have to fight one on one

Very cute......made me laugh..good way to start the day
LOOOL - OMG your soooooo CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol..

But hey....Lebanese beauty contest!!! Hot chick!!! come on.... I'm offended now... I am pretty

I AM CHLOE, DAMN IT
Pinky...is that really you? or is it Adamska impersonating you
good ones...!
I cannot believe I read the whole thing. It would have been funnier if I actually knew some lebanese people....


p.s. YOU are not faster than me!!!!!!! :)
LOL
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