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Question about baptism? |
When I went to go get baptized, the Church doors wouldn鈥檛 open for me. I tried to push and pull but they wouldn鈥檛 budge. After 5 mins a person walked up and opened the door for me, they were just some pedestrian on a bike. Once I entered all heads turned to me. They said I was late and how rude I was. Then they told me to come up to the fountain. I did, and told me to lay my head back I did. Father McElroy then dropped water onto my forehead. It burned me, it scarred me. It hurt. I couldn鈥檛 take the pain. I tried to leave but couldn鈥檛 move, something said, "you are evil and shall not leave this place". I turned around and saw a creature with wing, surrounded by white light and with a flaming sword. I laughed. Ha, ha , ha, ha. 鈥淪o you finally came to smite me鈥?the creature said 鈥淵es I have come鈥? I charged him and rippedoff his head with my claws. I then feasted on his blood and heart. The Lord of Chaos has finally arrived I said and he is I. To start with, creeklops: I do have a sense of humor, and I find that story hilarious. But I say that the end needs work. You should tell us EXACTLY how you charged him and ripped off his head with your claws. That would make it better. And are you sure the light surrounding the creature was white? It has always seemed more off-white to me. But I could just be colorblind. O'RLY? heh... yeh... *calls up the nice people to give him the nice white coat* Now you listen to them ok, they are here to help you :) So, what's your question? Blasphemer. Continue with your medication. Just because you feel a little better doesn't mean you can stop taking the pills. It's about time you got here. You owe me some money. |
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