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What is your favorite light bulb joke? |
One I liked recently was how many people with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? "Hey, let's go ride a bike" How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6...1 to screw it in and 5 to brag to about it. How many Irish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Ten. One to hold the bulb in place and the others to turn the room. How many Lutherans does it take to change a lightbulb? "Change!!!" Being a Lutheran all my life. We don't like change. Probably because the majority of us are German, thus stubborn. How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb? 69 My favourite bulb joke....... Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911: Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb. Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb? Blonde: Yes. Operator: The power in the house in on? Blonde: Of course. Operator: And the switch is on? Blonde: Yes, yes. Operator: And the bulb still won't light up? Blonde: No, it's working fine. Operator: Then what's the problem? Blonde: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around and we all fell and hurt ourselves. I met a guy the other night, he turned and looked at me and said "Baby you light up my life". I turned off as soon as I heard it. The saying is "You light up my life", not Baby, you light up my life. Silver Birch |
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