Mountain bike
*Vultures Knob>>>Bike Lights

Cop on a horse, little girl on a bike.........?



There is a cop stoped at a stop light waiting to go, when a little girl on a brand new bicycle rides up, the cop looks over and says "what a nice new bike did santa give that to you?" The little girl says yes and the cop gives her a $5. ticket and says "next year tell santa to send reflecters for you to put on that bike, cause that is a safty violation." The little girl replies "did santa give you that horse?" the cop laughs and says "yes he sure did!" the little girl looks up at him and says "next year tell santa that the d*ck goes on the bottom of the horse not the top!!"

5/10LOL
*gigglesnort*
Just heard this one, but it was a little boy, not a girl.

Funny the first time, predictable each time after that.
10/10 funny! not bad! roflmfao roflmfao lololololololololol
pretty good
Tags
Bike Tours Trail Map Bike Pedals Bike Lock Bike Lights Bike Helmet Quad Bike Pocket Bike Mini Bike
Related information
  • Compressed air can for bicycles?
  • Pulling a String Adds Energy to a Wheel?
  • What is your favorite room in the house?
  • Britain, The most inventive country in history?
  • What do you think of my essay for a 11th grade class?
  • I wrote an essay and would like to know any improvments i could make on it?(?
  • Here are 50 uses for condoms enjoy?
  • Help me finding film title!!!!!!!?
  •  

    Bike Categories--Copyright/IP Policy--Contact Webmaster