Ok folks another few quick one funny or not?

Did you hear about the baby born in the high tech delivery room?
It was cordless!

Did you hear about the man that dreamt he ate a giant marshmellow?
He woke up and found his pillow was missing!

Why did the girl tip-toe past the bathroom-cabinet?
sshhhh, cause she didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills!

What is the definition of a skeleton?
A strip show that went too far!

Men are like....Animals
Messy, insensitive and potentially violent, but occasionally make great pets.

Men are like.....Bike helmets.
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

Men are like.....Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion

Mascara!!! To much Chris !!!

LOL!!!

:)

" What is the definition of a skeleton?
A strip show that went too far! "

The best..

Men are like.....Bike helmets.
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly

Funny!

Usually they say that the old ones are the best ones, but not in this case!

1. not at all funny
2. based from this lymerick (and still not funny):
there once was a man from peru
he dreamed he was eating a shoe
he woke with a fright
in the middle of the night
and found that his dream had come true
3. thats just bad
4. that one is funny
5-7. i suppose they would be funny if i weren't a guy

lolllllllllz

funny

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh

Ha ha ha.!!!
One for my Missus Chris.!!!
Good ones mate.!!!
Cheers.!!

Yeh!! I thought they were funny

Some of them are very funny.

OLDIES!!!

except the skeleton one. never heard it!

LOL
I like L R's about the skeleton
but i love urs!!!
hilarious

Hi Chris,
You have make me laugh and I sure needed that.. Thank You My Friend.. A Star for being a good friend..
A Friend,
poppy1

I loved that skeleton one lolz!

Funny as hell!

Loved them, thanks, star.

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