Have you ever went to the aid of an Angel?

The bear and the rabbit were walking through the woods one day, when they saw an angel being attacked by a pack of wolves.

They quickly came up with a plan and acted upon it. The rabbit distracted the wolves long enough for the bear to charge in from the side, knock them silly and scare them away.

The thankful angel agreed to grant them each three wishes.

"I want to be the best-looking bear ever," the bear said.

"I want a motorcyle helmet," said the rabbit.

"I want to have more sexual energy than any bear ever had," said the bear.

"I want a motorcycle," said the rabbit.
He then put on his helmet, started up the bike and gunnned the motor.

"For my final wish, I want every other bear in the woods to be a beautiful female!" the bear shouted over the noise of the engine.

The rabbit peeled out and sped away... but just before he got out of earshot he screamed back over his shoulder...

"I WANT THE BEAR TO BE GAY!!!!!"

Cute. Keep'um com'in.

Cute Susie, and thanks! Another star!

Here Kitty Kitty Kitty! Why don't you come over to my house and play?

Ain't that just the way of some of those animals in the forests? Thanks for the C-Day laugh! Gives new meaning to that old saying about.................!

That is one thing I have never done, aided an angel that is. good joke suzie.

very funny thats the joke i will be sharing all x mas thank you

It would seem that in all reality, trolls are actually rabbits ?

Yes I have, and I have received many Angels in return in thanks ... I have dozens of them!

No, I have never gone to the aid of an angel, but at least that rabbit had two good wishes. LOL

We have never, knowingly, gone to the aid of an Angel But I do know we've never been to the aid of one and been given 3 wishes.
Good joke/story...we love the jokes you tell Suzie, xx

Not an angel in that forest! Chuckles and a star!!

Oh the poor little bear!!! Oh dear... thats made a very sad day for me, thinking of that poor lonely bear... you know, it'll probably wipe out all bears!

Only joking - thank you, that was good. I'm going off now to tell it to my brother! Merry Christmas!

The only time I went to the aid of an angel(a), it cost me.

Have you ever " WENT"?????????
do you know what Grammar is ?

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