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I've got a Mature JOKE over here!!?



There was a bunch of spermies just chillin, hanging out. They start picking on one of them because he's so slow. "yeah, you're so slow the post office won't hire you!". The dude gets pissed, so he buys himself a motocycle.
Well, after a few days, the spermies start getting all wryled up because the human was having sex. The are all gettin excited and are ready to launch. The slow spermie, relaxed, put on his boots. Then he puts on his gloves. And finally, he puts on his helmet. BLAST OFF! all the spermies take off. He's gets on his bike, turns it on.. VROOM VROOM. and takes off like hell. He goes flying by his buddis and they all cheer him on. He give them a thumbs up as he hauls @ss. "Go! Go!" they cheer.

i like that one a lot ill give it a 10that was awesome!
funny
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ha
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Never heard one like that before. Cute.
predictable
Cute, lol!
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