All my life I have heard stories of the King of the Retards. As we all know, retards are divided into 4 classes based on IQ. You have the mild retards (IQ 60-80) You have the moderate retards (IQ 40-60) You have the severe retards... you know the ones with the bike helmets that drool (IQ 20-40) and then you have the rare type of retard... the PROFOUND retard (IQ 0-20). These profound retards are locked away in special insititutions underground to keep the retardation on the surface to a safe level. But, then there is the legendary Retard King... the King of all retards... the source of all retardation... the ground zero of stupidity... It is said this Retard King isnt even humanoid in form... its more just a glowing ball of retardation with an IQ in the negative numbers! How is that possible? A negative IQ?!?!?
Has anyone out there seen this legendary retard king? I have heard stories about him visiting hospitals and smacking new born babies over the head to make them retarded
To achieve a negative IQ, you would need a negative mental age or a negative physical age. Since neither of these is possible, a negative IQ is also not possible. |
