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Ask people what gender they are. Practice making fax and modem noises. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..." If you have a glass, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. Speak only in a "robot" voice. Blow your nose when some one is eating. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "eat away your food " ! Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. Name your dog "Dog." Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training." Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace." Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance. ha ha ha funny that would definetle be annoying the apartment one is funny that would rattle my cage. LMAO some are good but you must be rely bored today Ha ha lol!! When they coming to take you away??!! :-))) Yeah very annoying. Try telling a blonde September only has 30 days. LOL How about: E-mailing your desk-neighbour instead of talking to him/her. Having your mobile set up with annoying text alarm tones and set them off at random points during the day, whilst ignoring it. (also works for E-mails) Whistle/hum loudly & constantly. |
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