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Ways to annoy people?



Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
Speak only in a "robot" voice
Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

Grinding your teeth, start to say something and never finish for example "Guess what I just ran into this hot girl and then she looked at me and all of the sudden...." just letting your turn signal blink after you have made a turn.
Ask random people if you can "smell them" and proceed to sniff like a dog.

Buy a giant wheel of bubble wrap and pop it really slowly.

Bring saurkraut to work everyday and heat it in the microwave for 15 minuets and then dump it in an open trash can (by your coworkers desk) to "mellow".
put things like this as a yahoo question...
Go cruising while head banging to a talk show or christian music or maybe even the news. Turn your turn signal left than go right. Sit at a stop sign or red light and look at the sky or something. If you know someone driving towards you walk in-front of there car and tie your shoes ONLY IF YOU KNOW THEM. Have fun I know I did.
also , everytime someone comments on somthing use "your mom" with comment. For example
FRIEND:" look at that pretty flower"
YOU:" your mom's a pretty flower"
do it for the whole day and it'll annoy people for sure
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