This peom is behind on its bills. Should it borrow?

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My Fellow Americans
by TD Euwaite

Douglass Johnson
He went hunting
Went to buy a used Ford Focus
For he felt like four frikken dollars
Is too much for a gallon

Agnes Perkins
She went shopping
Went to get a bike and basket
For she鈥檚 only three blocks from
The damn supermarket

Ricky Wagner
He went hiding
Hide the gas bill from his mother
For he ran the furnace
Geeze鈥ll winter long

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AAARGGHH! You can't let that one go! Not in Wisconsin....
My Daddy charged me $200 a month to live in a dangrous neighborhood, I paid the gas. Yes, In hindsight he DID save our lives....They thought the little white girl in a big black van was a cop!
No offense intended toward anyone!

I like it, TD. Did you use names of people you really knew at some time, or just make them up as you wrote. It always amazes me how many poems you can come up with in such a short time...and they're all great!!

It's-a so sad, da tears dey come-a to my eyes.

Da poem needs not borrow nothin...da poor Douglass, Agnes and Ricky do though.

And Eleanor Rigby
Died in a church
And was buried along with her name.
Nobody came.....

Grumpy, Lazy, and Scaredy here...of course Richard Wagner would have just made it an opera.

This sounds like a Hillary story without the exaggeration! Well done again.

Me thinks Ricky Wagner needs to FIND a J O B !!!!

Never borrow from Douglass to pay Agnes. Keep tellin' hubby we need to get a horse...one never knows.