Ratings out of 10 please??

Q.What's rusty and hangs outside a church.
A.Terry Waite's bike

Paula Yates
The police searching paula's flat have found Amphetamines angel dust and ecstasy, they are still searching for the forth child

Percy Thrower
Did you know percy was gay, apparently they found some peat up his ar.se.

Peter Mandelson
Peter Mandelson came home covered in blood the other day
Apparently some bum split on him!

Peter went to the doctor's with some splinters up his ar.se
They say he's had half the cabinet up there!

Peter Sutcliff
The Yorkshire Ripper walked into a bar with a young lady and ordered a pint of lager.
"Can I have a Cinzano" said the girl
"No you'll have a screwdriver like the rest of them".

Q. Who killed John Wayne?
A. Burt Lungcancer

Q. What wood dont float?
A. Natalie Wood

Hungerford
Q. What was the last thing Michael Ryan said to his mum?
A. Just shooting up the shops.

To which she replied "Over my dead body"

with jokes like those u got a long ways before comedy center comes calling.....i want my money back....i will give you a 6

10?

you made us laff, so you got 9 out of 10. i bet you can do better. @@@@@@@@@@@@@

I rekon 6 out of 10

8

i must be missing something idk who any of those people are.

7

I dont like the last one but a star for you

8/10ha ha ha ,,,,,,,

A full 10 and a star.

10/10 very good.

11 out of 10. Definitely

very funny 10 plus

9/10.

Good one.