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What's Your Zombie Infestation Plan? |
My plan is theres a hardware store in the town I live in and we're going to head there and get some lumber, tools etc. and right next door to the hardware store is a circle k so we're going to get some food there and across from circle k is a bike shop (and if you've read the zombie survival guide you'll know that bikes are better than cars) and the bike shop also sells coffee so we'll grab some coffee so we can stay up late and build up get some bikes and spare tires just incase they pop and next the bike shop is a hotel well got on the top floor (3rd floor) and we'll board up the stairway break the elevator so no zombies can come up and we'll stay in the rooms. Also for weapons the next town over about 10 miles is a gun and blade shop (they even have M-16's lol) and load up with guns and swords. I would stock up on a lot of unperishable food (beef jerky, etc.) and water. I would then find an area with only one entrance, solid walls, and barricade myself in. After that, I would then load up on a lot of ammunition, preferable 10-gauge shotgun (those always seem to work best against zombies.) and a semi-automatic shotgun, in addition to a .50-cal Rifle. I would also load up on flammable liquids, such as lighter fluid, because you should always burn a zombie after you have incapacitated it to prevent further unwanted movement. As for my melee weaponry, knives are not ideal. Instead, I would get a few chainsaws and Japanese katanas (for those of you unfamiliar with the term, they're essentially the long samurai swords.) as their stopping power is quite considerable. Back on the firearm side, I would also get a few large-caliber handguns, as those are easier to carry than rifles or shotguns. I would gather my friends, and we would take watch in shifts, and in groups of two. Why two? If one becomes incapacitated, (say the zombies throw an axe in the guy's head) the other guy can call for help. Yeah. Well I would go to the gun shop, and get a gun and shoot myself. =-)...preferebly in the legs so i can bleed to death. But if it ever did happen i would drive to the marina get on a boat stock it up and head to a lil island. IT WILL HAPPEN IN THE YEAR @^#$ ( only a few people know what year that is.) Take a boat to an island and hope that there are no zombies there. Then get attacked and eaten while I wish I never set foot on the island. [All this will happen when the credits roll] YESSS!! Finally after all these years the world can hear my plan that came from a dream I had about Zombie's infesting my town when I was in highschool, but no one asked, LOL. I am in my boring 7th period math class daydreaming when I would hear a comotion outside. I'd look out the window and two zombies attacking a guy in the street. I would get up out of my seat and the teacher would tell me to sit down, and I would say screw you teach I'm outta here, and I would run downstairs to my girlfriend's English class and pull her out. We would race out to my car and as we were getting in a zombie would come up behind her and try to get her, but I would pull the baseball bat out of my backseat and smash him in the head saving her LOL. About the same time my other two real close friends would be running out after having come to the same conclusion that I did. My one friend would want to go back to save his one girlfriend that I didn't like and we would say sorry bro, there isn't any time, we gotta get out of here LOL. We would race to my one friends house since it was the closest and had the biggest stockpile of weaons, arm ourselves with shotguns and shells and head for the army surplus store that was about a couple miles out of town. We would load up there and the guy would give us a secret stash of weapon's that he had been saving for just such an event, which included a few fully automatic rifles. As were were getting ready to leave, we would be surrounded by zombies and have to fight our way out, the poor shop keeper goes down fighting, screaming "EAT LEAD BRAIN SUCKERS." We hop in my car and speed to our families to recue them, but the zombies get to them first. How tragic :) Then my dream got really weird. Somehow we didn't have my car anymore and we were on foot trying to get out of town. We tried to go out one way but the police had it blocked off and wouldn't let us out, so we fought our way through zombies to find another route. Then somehow my dream changed to me and my one friend being in a dark tunnel somewhere without gun's and only flashlights trying to get out. We could hear zombies in the dark, but could never see them. I don't know what happened to all the other people who were with us, but in my dream it was like we were trying to find people we knew. Then my dream changed again. We went up a ladder in the tunnel and I was in my at my old job at the movie theatre and my boss made me go to work, despite me telling him that zombies were rampaging through the community. I kept having to run around and check the doors to make sure the zombies couldn't get in, and for some reason one of the guys I worked with kept trying to let them in. I woke up pretty much after that LOL. Okay most of these are good but you can't just board yourself in a room with some jerky and a gun and think you'll survive forever, you need to have a plan that lets you move around from area to area, eventually you might as well join the zombies, they're not just going to die and it be over. Screw all these ideas, I got guns and ammo, so i'll get some food and go to the mountains and survive for the rest of my life on the land, the end. common sence |
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