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| *Vultures Knob>>>Bicycle Shop |
Any of my fine PATRIOTS do what I did today ? I dragged a NEOKON into the recruiting office today.? |
Okay, so here I am driving down Elm Street right by Locos Clothes Cleaners and I see a huge pack of motorbikes driving by and at the end I see one motorbike trailing behind all of them and he pulled into the Shell station to refuel. I also pulled into the Shell station to buy a cold bottled water, and upon walking into the store I noticed he had a USA flag on the back of his bike and a yellow ribbon and some other neokon propaganda on his bike and I thought that instead of being wasting gas in USA, he should be in Irak fighting this war he supports. So I caught him by the ears and dragged him across the street to the US ARMY RECRUITING CENTER and busted open the door with my foot and threw him onto a chair in there. Due to it being Sunday, they are closed today, but bright and early at 8am when the office opens tomorrow he will be the first one there to sign up. He isn't going anywhere, I tipped his bike over, punctured his tires and ripped off his propagnada flags. I expect you're lying - you'd have gotten the crap beat out of you for even trying that. You fantasize about assaulting someone you don't like, then lie (because YOU think it would've been a good thing) about having actually done it. You are a liberal. You are a fine American patriot, I salute you. That slimeball coward NEOKON got what he deserved. Perhaps the best story I have ever heard. You REPUBLIKKKANS better read that story and sign up tomorrow and stop hanging around gas stations on your noisy bikes. AMEN, drag those NEOKONS by their ears into the recruiting centers, and I don't care if the NEOKONS squeal like pigs and beg for their mommies, send them off to Iraq and let them fight for oil. You don't have the balls to move out of your parents house, much less drag a biker two inches. Pendejo. After all of this happened your mommy woke you up and told you to clean your room, right? Get the banana out of your *** and grow up! |
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