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Gotta love them tampons. ha ha!!? |
Two little boys go into the grocery store. One is nine years old and the other one is four years old. The nine year old grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register for checkout. The cashier asks, 鈥淥h, these must be for your mom, huh?鈥?br /> The nine-year-old replies 鈥淣ope, not for my mom.鈥?br /> Without thinking, the cashier responded 鈥淲ell, they must be for your sister then?鈥?br /> The nine year old quipped, 鈥淣ope, not for my sister either.鈥?br /> The cashier had now become curious 鈥淥h. Not for your mom and not for your sister? Who are they for?鈥?br /> The nine year old says, 鈥淭hey鈥檙e for my four year old little brother.鈥?br /> The cashier is surprised 鈥淵our four year old little brother?鈥?br /> The nine year old explains: 鈥淲ell yeah, they say on TV if you wear one of these, you can swim or ride a bike and my little brother can鈥檛 do either of them!鈥? yeah tampons are fiun when you trow them at people and when you dip them in red juice first. haha thats adorable. HAHA thats why i hate the commercials very cute too cute lol cute :) i have a joke too here it is Mother-in-Law Funeral A husband and wife walked up to view the body of his mother-in-law at the funeral. As he began to weep, his wife slapped him and said: 鈥淲hy are you crying, you never liked my mother anyway!鈥? The husband replied, 鈥淚 know, I thought I saw her move!!鈥? Ok |
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