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A woman found..? |
that her dog couldnt hear so she took him to the vet.The vet cleaned out his ears did a check and then told her that the problem was hair in his ears and suggested she use "Nair"hair remover and rub it in his ears once a month. So the woman went to the drug store and asked the druggist for the "Nair"So he said to her"if you are going to use it under your arms ,dont use deordorant for a few days"The lady said"I am not going to use it under my arms" "Well if you are going to use it on your legs,dont shave for a a couple of days' "I am not going to use it on my legs either,if you must know I am going to use it on my schnauzer!" "Well,stay off your bike for a week...." --why would she shave her legs if she was using hair removal,i know,i know,its a joke! LMAO thats pretty funny!! It would have been better if the ending was something like "Just another person who doesn't like Bush" or something like that What I found is a joke that needs a little encouragement in the punch line area. Keep on working on it. I have a feeling you will make the big little time someday soon! The funny part is, I was so focused on the hint of female anatomy that I did not even catch the idea that of course you wouldn't be shaving :-) Cute, I like it! Maybe her schnauzer likes to shave her legs while they watch Jay Leno ...who cares........ 'ohhhhh man LOL nair gives me nightmares, a friend of mine accidentally used nair as conditioner once....ONCE ;) She was a baldy for awhile! lol oh, and just so you know, nair removes the hair, but when it comes back in a couple of days you cant shave it off because the nair removes the top layer of dead skin and shaving it can cause infections:) Just thought I would answer that question for ya! good joke tho! -Cin |
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