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Isn't this funny, con't.? |
If you read the one I put up yesterday, it'll make sense.... Things to do in a store... 13-21 # Walk up to complete strangers and say, 鈥淗i! I haven鈥檛 seen you in so long!...鈥?etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. # While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, 鈥淲ho buys this crap, anyway? €?br /> # Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department. # Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you鈥檙e taking it for a 鈥渢est drive.鈥?br /> # Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department. # Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field. # As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, 鈥淲ow. Magic!鈥?br /> # Put M&M鈥檚 on layaway. # Move 鈥淐aution: Wet Floor鈥?signs to carpeted areas. Sadder thing: I've done all this stuff, too (well, ma and my friends have!!) Lol. this is pretty funny! I'm gonna make something like this up too! lol YOU ARE MY HERO I did "Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you鈥檙e taking it for a 鈥渢est drive.鈥?that one in a walmart once, I was politely asked to leave!! What does "repeat number 14" mean? lol Nice. Pretty impresive |
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