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What is the most ridiculous lie you ever told and got away with? |
Last week, I told the lady at a local bicycle shop that I am Michael Imperioli's cousin (Christopher from the Sopranos). She gave me a discount on a new tire pump! I wouldn't have done it, but she kept gushing about how much I resemble him. She asked me how did the Sopranos end, I told her that none of the dead actors know, but I'd pump my "cousin Michael" for info. I actaully don't look that much like him, but she swore I did. We use two-way radios at work. After a meeting one day a group of us got on the elevator along with a couple office people. An Hispanic teammate was walking past the elevator speaking Spanish and, of course the person on the other end was replying in Spanish. One of the secretaries on the elevator with us commented "That sounded like Spanish". I'm a smartass and said, "Yes, he has a foreign interface chip installed in his radio." Everybody looked at me until she said, "What will they think of next?" Nobody said anything! Guess what color her hair was. I told to my maths teacher that my dog ate my homework, and she actually believed it. How stupid is she? I love you worked for me... I was really bored one day at work (many years ago, when I worked at 7-11 to get through college) so I spent the day talking with a Texan accent and telling people I had just moved here from there....I enjoyed the story, so I kept it up for the 2 months I worked there. well when i was 5 my cousin kept hitting me so i got out my mom's butcher knife and tried to chop that evil girl up! but my mom came and asked wut in the world i was doing. i said that tere was a roach on my cousin. my mom said ok and walked away! long time ago HAHAHAH THATS ACTUALL Y A GOOD ONE, BUT I DONT LIE SO I DONT HAVE ANY GOOD STORIES SORRY! YOURS WAS FUNNY THOUGH |
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