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"Wow!" said the man looking at his naked body in the mirror. "if I was five centimetres longer I'd be a king." "Mmm" said his wife, not impresed. "If you were five centimetres shorter you'd be a queen. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A man and his domineering wife went into the tailors to order him some new trousers. When asked if he would like a 5" or a 10" zip the man replied quickly, "20" please." After they left the shop she turned to him scornfully and said, "You remind me of our next door neighbour. Every morning he opens the huge double doors of his garage and wheels out his bicycle!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ As he stood at the mirror yet again, admiring his good looks and muscular body, he turned to his long suffering wife and said, "There can't be that many men who are so well endowed." "One less than you think" came the mumbled reply. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Man boasting to his mate: "What has 250 teeth and guards a monster? My trouser flies." haha....great joke fidgey....im gonna send u my chinese joke through email. very very nice joke and funny too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! good one RIP Josh Hancock - You will be missed but never forgotten!!! he he, excellent fidgety... Funny as a funny thing that make you laugh ! 8/10. Very Funny!!! FunnY!!! I like tha 1st 3!!! Star!!!! |
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