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The Surgeon and the Mechanic...I know this was posted months ago but I still love the joke!!?



A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?"

The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag, and asked, "So, Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The surgeon paused, smiled, leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic, "Try doing it with the engine running."

Great joke. It was always one of my favorites!

Thanks for refreshing my brain.


DE
ha ha...not the funniest but still pretty funny...
Not bad...but the surgeon has a team to assist him, not to mention that the patient is knocked out to neverland during the ops. Root cause is that it is much much much tougher to enter the few seats in medical schools.
Muahaha the doctor is smart really. no wonder that poor guy has to take such a pay hahaha!

Thanks for posting!
haha nice one
Clever Doc.
haa
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