Clean Funny Jokes?

I love telling jokes but only clean ones,
e.g. There were 3 nuns who no longer wished to be nuns, for this reason they went up to the head nun and said
'we dont want to be nuns anymore'
the head nun replied 'okay, go home and do somethin unholy and come back tomorrow'
the 3 nuns came back the next day and one by one the nun asked them 'What did you do that was unholy?'
the 1st nun replied 'I stole a bike from a child'
the head nun replied 'Go drink some holy water' and then turned to the next nun
the 2nd nun replied 'I stole a packet of sweets from a shop'
the head nun replied 'Go drink some holy water' and then tuned to the next nun
the 3rd nun replied 'I peed in the holy water'

Hey how about this: Whats green and extremly dangerous?
An angry pea!. Crap I know but my 10 year old thinks its hilarious!!!

Thats funny.
lol very funny
very funny, made me larff.
that's preeeeeeeety good.....but not really good. Do you make these up urself?
LOL thats funny
have a star
Thats a great joke! Do you know this one?
Why wasn't the eleven year old allowed to go to the pirate movie?
Because it was rated 'ARRRR'!
(if you watch spongebob you probably know it already...)

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