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There's this guy who's in the market for a used motorcycle. Always wanted a nice big hog. So he's shopping around, answering ads in the newspaper, and not having much luck. One day he comes across a beautiful classic Harley with a for sale" sign on it. Upon inspection, he is amazed to find the bike in mint condition. He inquires about it with the owner:

"This bike is beautiful! I'll take it. But you gotta tell me how you keep it in such good shape."

"Well," says the seller, "it's pretty simple. Just make sure that if the bike is outside and it's going to rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain. In fact, since you're buying the bike I won't need my tube of Vaseline anymore. Here, you can have it."

hahahahahahahahha
that should keep me laughing till you get back
thx
Mwa hahaha! Great one! Thanks for the good joke!!
reading that was a waste of time.
lol, that's gross
PMSL ! Thanks for that .... I needed cheering up !
I do the flippin pots?
Good one!
a cracker to finish on
very old though
its star time
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