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Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it鈥檚 missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear vaseline over the spot where the seal should be. Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He drives his new bike to her house, where she is outside waiting for him. 鈥淣o matter what happens at dinner tonight, don鈥檛 say a word.鈥?She tells him, 鈥淥ur family had a fight a while ago about doing dishes. We haven鈥檛 done any since, but the first person to speak at dinner has to do them.鈥?br /> Steve sits down for dinner and it is just how she described it. Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody is saying a word. So Steve decides to have a little fun. He grabs his girlfriend, throws her on the table and has sex with her in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. A few minutes later he grabs her mom, throws her on the table and does a repeat performance. Now his girlfriend is furious, her dad is boiling, and her mother is a little happier. But still there is complete silence at the table. All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Steve remembers his motorcycle. He jumps up and grabs his jar of vaseline. Upon witnessing this, his girlfriend鈥檚 father backs away from the table and screams, 鈥淥KAY, ENOUGH ALREADY, I鈥橪L DO THE ******* DISHES鈥? Comments Joke: The Fortune TellerAugust 27, 2006 at 1:08 pm 路 Filed under Jokes During a recent publicity outing, Jennifer sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news. 鈥淭here鈥檚 no easy way to say this, so I鈥檒l just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year.鈥?br /> Visibly shaken, Jennifer stared at the woman鈥檚 lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller鈥檚 gaze, steadied her voice, and asked her question. 鈥淲ill I be acquitted?鈥? i love it so much ill give u a 20 out of 1-10 LOL try this:- Testicles A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles are. "Those are the apples of the Tree of Life," he tells her, by way of poetic concealment. She tells this to her mother, who replies, "Did he say anything about that dead branch they're hanging on?" good ones. Pretty funny! Thanks! haha Those were some great jokes! funny as hell! |
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