Isnt English a funny language?...read on to find out?

Recently 9 years ago i met my ex after a long time. I ***** believe my ears when i saw her. I almost tumbled upon an ant while seeing her. She was still the handsome girl i used to know. I used to always compliment on her looks but she always said that its hereditary....you get it from your children. I asked her if we can sit for a coffee. She said Yes. So we started talking whats going on in our lives. She said she had 2 daughters now...both were girls. It was evening 1 pm. And the moon was shining as bright as it can. We talked for a long time. I was still single and next month my grandson was about to get married. So i invited her by giving a card. She said her father was a big man now. He had 500 people under him as he was a grass cutter at a nearby cemetry. He was a rapist as he used to sing rap songs. She even told that he was racist as he used to take part in the bicycle race in our town. She was now a Maths teacher at a school. Since the time i knew her I always knew she wud be a teacher as she had good knowledge of stars and galaxies. She once got 35 marks out of 30. Time flew so fast while talking to her that we didnt know. Then she remembered that she had to leave as she had some work at home. She had called a floorist to repair her floors at home. So we bid adieu to each other. On my way homei saved a lady from getting robbed....i stopped chasing her...lol. How was the story?

hahaha
very funny

hey
my classmate said to me
are you penis on your assignment???
thats funny too but its so yuckyyyyy

lol... it's like sayin u watched 60 Minutes (a show) for 2 hours...:)

if it were a real person i think she wud b very dumb...lol

rapist...racist! gotta luv dat one

This fine day in the middle of the night I read your story and got a fright. Yes! English is a funny language...you are right!!!.

Bakwaas....Totally Rubbish......

Where is the hints that english is a funny language, only you were desperately try to be funny and ends up being fool.

totally absurd and not at all necessary

Good old english friend with lots of boyfriends over a period of 9years it shows alot can happen in a few years time.

Unfortunately you have not been able to prove that english is a funny language. So your question is a no question

Very funny :-))


Thanks for sharing :-))



Have a great day :-))

I will use this one sometime: "its hereditary....you get it from your children"

Yes, really funny.
pkn

Sorry but it's a li'l lame.....
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....... totally did not make sense at the first half but better at the bottom half

lame, and a total waste of space & 5 pts!

It Good...... but to long

Funny..................but a little too long

hahha english doesnt make sense