Family Fortunes, youre joking aren't you?

Answers given on Family Fortunes
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An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers - A horse
A jacket potato topping - Jam
A sign of the zodiac - April
A job a working dog does - Slave
Something with a hole in it - A window
Something people might be allergic to - Skiing
Something associated with pigs - The police
A non-living object with legs - A plant
Something red - My cardigan
Something you beat - An apple
A number you have to memorise - Seven
Some famous brothers - Bonnie and Clyde
Something that floats in the bath - Water
Something in the garden that's green - The shed
Something a blind man might use - A sword
Something you wear on the beach - A deckchair
An animal you might see at a zoo - A dog
A famous bridge - The Bridge Over Troubled Waters
A part of the body beginning with the letter N - Knee
Something you put on walls - Roofs
Something you do in the bathroom - Decorate
A famous Royal - Mail
Something slippery - A con-man
A method of securing your home - Put the kettle on
Something you do before going to bed - Sleep
The last thing you take off before going to bed - Your feet
Something that makes you scream - A squirrel
Something you have with coffee - Sunday Sport
Something that flies that doesn't have an engine - A bicycle with wings
Something with a red light on it A - Dalek
Something you open other than a door - Your bowels
A bird with a long neck - Naomi Campbell
A dangerous race - The Arabs
Something you would take to the beach - Turkey
An animal you might see at the zoo - A dog

you are a very
clever guy sj
lol ha ha ha
x x x

Absolutely fantastic. thanks for sharing.

Brilliant

'Something you put on walls - Roofs'

Very good! :-D

Hahaha!! Wow, Sir Jeph, I never knew you were clever!lol Loved it!

"Something a blind man might use - A sword"
That one really made me laugh out loud. xD

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i don't get it

omg these were funny i almosdt spit out my soda onto my computer.thank u thank u thank u..i have to send this to people

Thats terrible lmao, i loved the episode where like 5 answers in a row were all turkey.

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