Cycling in South Africa?

A nerd was walking down the sidewalk one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle.

The first nerd was stunned by his friend's sweet ride and asked, "WOW! Where did you get such a nice bike?"

The second nerd replied, "Well, yesterday I was walking home, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what you want!'"

The second nerd nodded approvingly, "Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

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Q. Do you know what is the hardest part of learning to ride a bike?

A. The pavement.

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Two nerds are riding along on a tandem, when suddenly, the one on the front slams on the brakes, gets off and starts letting air out of the tires.

The one on the back says: "HEY! What are you doing that for!?"

The first nerd says, "My seat was too high and was hurting my butt. I wanted to lower it a bit."

So the one in the back has had enought. He jumps off, loosens his own seat and spins it round to face the other direction.

Now it's the first guy's turn to wonder what's going on. "What are you doing?" he asks his friend.

"Look mate," says the rider in the back, "if you're going to do stupid stuff like that, I'm going home!!"

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Enjoy the weekend, foks!

Hennie's gonna have a field day with that very last sentence.

Good jokes. Thanks.

Hennie's been absent for a few days. But it sure gave me a good laugh. Thanks! Report Abuse

Hee Hee. Very funny cakes. Tx for sharing

Hey! I am not a 'fok'

Good joke but the 'foks' is even funnier! AND the worst is you don't even have the chance to change it! Schucks Cakes!

Great stuff cakes and thank you for sharing. Have a great weekend too.

I like the first and last, brilliant stuff!!!!

Lol Thanks for the laugh Cakes,and you must have a wonderfull weekend as well.xxx

haha!! I love that one thanks!