15 ways to annoy people?

1. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

2. Sniffle incessantly.

3. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

7. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".

9. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

10. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.

11. Practice making fax and modem noises.

12. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.

13. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

14. Drum on every available surface.

15. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

nice collection...

Heh. I have a few. One of my ex-friends always tried to annoy me.

Scream in their ear, and when they tell you to stop, scream, "WHAT?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAF!"

Smell really really bad.

Go to someones house and act like you own the place, bossing everyone in there around.

Overreact ANGRILY to every little detail.

WELL, THAT IS GOOD BUT IT ALWAYS WORKS WHEN YOU CONSTANTLY WRITE EVERYTHING IN UPPER CASE.

Then always use









a lot of shift+enter combinations because we all JUST LOVE that.

And I have always liked this one: ask people what gender they are. They sure will get a bit annoyed by that.

And I forgot before: Have a great summer! :)

randomly sniff people in the elevator, and before you/he/she gets off, mutter under your breath that you know of something that "can cure that..."

lol I like ur list! have star!

I do #9 all the time. I always screw up jokes!

Lol....I might just try some of these. Check out my question; Zany ways to order a pizza...I think you'll enjoy!

Thats What YOU think

haha thanks fo the list ill do that from now on star for you

lol thats funni ;o

lmao im doing 6 now and i cant stop laughing!!

good one.....excellent
very funny ..... loved it .....gave me a good laugh
.....good job.....keep up the good ones

hahah i cracked up
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