More ways to annoy ppl?

16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".

19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.

21. Practice making fax and modem noises.

22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.

23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."

26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."

27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.

28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.

29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

30. When you give someone a check, fill out the memo line "for diamond smuggling"

31. Have pizza delivered to you during (actuarial exams / SATs / CPA exams / etc.)

30. When people try to talk to you, look around like your trying to detect the person.

30. Hum or whistle while ppl are trying to talk to you

30. Throw a ham into their backyard.

23 is mean!....but kind of funny!!!

.....very funny.....cute
excellent...awesome..........good job......keep up the good jokes

i love 23, but it's kinda mean, but u just can't help but to do that!!!!