Answers given on Family Fortunes - funny or not?

An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers - A horse
A jacket potato topping - Jam
A sign of the zodiac - April
A job a working dog does - Slave
Something with a hole in it - A window
Something people might be allergic to - Skiing
Something associated with pigs - The police
A non-living object with legs - A plant
Something red - My cardigan
Something you beat - An apple
A number you have to memorise - Seven
Some famous brothers - Bonnie and Clyde
Something that floats in the bath - Water
Something in the garden that's green - The shed
Something a blind man might use - A sword
Something you wear on the beach - A deckchair
An animal you might see at a zoo - A dog
A famous bridge - The Bridge Over Troubled Waters
A part of the body beginning with the letter N - Knee
Something you put on walls - Roofs
Something you do in the bathroom - Decorate
A famous Royal - Mail
Something slippery - A con-man
A method of securing your home - Put the kettle on
Something you do before going to bed - Sleep
The last thing you take off before going to bed - Your feet
Something that makes you scream - A squirrel
Something you have with coffee - Sunday Sport
Something that flies that doesn't have an engine - A bicycle with wings
Something with a red light on it A - Dalek
Something you open other than a door - Your bowels
A bird with a long neck - Naomi Campbell
A dangerous race - The Arabs
Something you would take to the beach - Turkey
An animal you might see at the zoo - A dog

Excellent, really made me laugh

I like the humour in some of them. lol

lol sounds like my family

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
it has awesome humor
well done!!!!!!!!1

A dangerous race - The Arabs. Classic!

les dennis would have been in his element with those

i remember when asked for a type of bean ?the guy said les bean an made me laugh

Good ones!!

brilliant list. thanks

I Love it ,Star for you Irish ......

hahahaha poor eejits.