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Oops nearly forgot about the kids out there?


Q: What goes up and down but does not move?
A: Stairs

Q: Where should a 500 pound alien go?
A: On a diet

Q: What did one toilet say to the other?
A: You look a bit flushed.

Q: Why did the picture go to jail?
A: Because it was framed.

Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?
A: I'll meet you at the corner.

Q: What did the paper say to the pencil?
A: Write on!

Q: What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?
A: Lonely

Q: What gets wetter the more it dries?
A: A towel.

Q: Why do bicycles fall over?
A: Because they are two-tired!

Q: Why do dragons sleep during the day?
A: So they can fight knights!

Q: What did Cinderella say when her photos did not show up?
A: Someday my prints will come!

Q: Why was the broom late?
A: It over swept!

Q: What part of the car is the laziest?
A: "The wheels, because they are always tired!"

Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?
A: Stick with me and we will go places!

Q: What is blue and goes ding dong?
A: An Avon lady at the North Pole!

Q: We're you long in the hospital?
A: "No, I was the same size I am now!"

Q: Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
A: Because he was sitting on the deck!

Q: What did the laundryman say to the impatient customer?
A: Keep your shirt on!

Q: What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?
A: Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

Q: What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
A: I think I'm coming down with something!

Q: Why was the belt arrested?
A: Because it held up some pants!

Q: Why was everyone so tired on April 1st?
A: They had just finished a March of 31 days.

Q: Which hand is it better to write with?
A: "Neither, it's best to write with a pen!"

Q: Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it would be a foot!

These are wonderful!!

I can't wait to share them with the kiddies!!

LOL!!!

:)

*groan*

My god you're full of good jokes. You must be great at parties

i liked those.

u have way to much free time

the first few which i read were funny but its too long to read all of them

good but long

Kids will enjoy those.

If someone called Lee was lonely I would probably still call him Lee. He has enough troubles without someone going out of their way to point out that he is alone.

read them all
very good their funny
star for you.

ok, but kinda of corny

LOL u r a jokefreak ur full of jokes those r so lol i like them

Good one and Funny have a Star

Kate B said that kids would enjoy these...I'm 39 and I love these.
Q What hand do you wipe your bottom with?
A Well whichever you use its disgusting, I use toilet paper myself.

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
please answer http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...

liked the Cinderella one!!

lol You're always funny!

Ha ha ha.!!!
Some for my daughter, lol.!!!
What goes up and down must come Chris.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers mate.!!!

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